|Who are you people and why am I here? I want my mother.|
|Say cheese? What's cheese?|
|Hey! Why is my brother in there? Somebody help me get him out!|
|You know you want me up there with you, right?|
|Mmm, hair is good. It's are better than that kibble they've been trying to get me to eat.|
|If you don't stop pointing that stupid clicky thing at me, I'm going to pee on your rug.|
|Where am I and why are these people sticking me with needles?|
|3 am you say? I don't care how much you scratch me, I'm not going to sleep anytime soon.|
Here's hoping 2014 is a good year for little Maggy Moo-and all of you, too.
Happy New Year!